Right about now, I hate everyone except for a very very small amount of people i know and I want to not have friends for a while and just stay home smoke weed and watch tv god leave me the fuck alone
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
i think i like this version way better
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."